1.Why do Mexicans have Netflix?
For Netflix and chili
2.How do you call a spider piñata?
Piñatarantula
3.How do Mexicans pay taxes?
With a piñatax
What is a burrito image with bad resolution?
A blurrito
4.How is a dyslexic Mexican called?
Dysmexic
5.Why did the Mexican install a mousetrap?
Tequila mouse
6.How do you call a Mexican spy?
Agent GarCIA
7.What Greek God exists in Mexican culture?
ChilAquiles
8.How do Mexican scientists measure matter?
In moles
9.What is 6.022 x 10²³ in Mexico?
The Avocado number
10.How do Mexicans sneeze?
Dark Mexican jokes:
11.How do you call a relaxed Mexican?
MexiCALM
12.How is a Mexican slut called?
MarÃa Hoesé
13.What is Santa Claus called in Mexico?
Hohohosé
14.Why is Mexican ice cream spicy?
Because it was chili in the freezer
15.How do you discuss something with a Mexican?
You TACO-ver it
16.What’s the difference between a French and a Mexican?
French say Oh lá lá,Mexicans say just Hola
17.What is the best way to pay in Mexico?
With a Juan-time payment
18.What do you say to a nosey Mexican?
That’s Nacho business
19.What is the best gift you can give to a Mexican tax preparer on his birthday?
A piñatax
20.What is the most positive Mexican city?
Good Mexican jokes:
21.In what part of Mexico do kangaroos live?
Cancunroo
22.One Mexican told another:I need to tell you something important.So the other said:We should taco-bout it later
23.One Mexican is worried his girlfriend doesn’t answer so his friend tells him “Stop being all jalapeño head about this”
24.How do Mexicans laugh?
Hahahalapeños
25.What is the Mexicans favorite 90s band?
Red hot chili peppers
26.What’s the difference between American hot dogs and Mexicans?
Americans make hot dogs,Mexicans chili dogs
27.Why don’t Mexicans like high places?
They have vertaco
28.Why did the Mexican give you his number?
So you can taco-ver the phone
29.Why do Mexicans put a Justin Bieber photo in their quesadilla?
Just-in queso
30.What is Shakira’s most famous song in Mexico?
Waka Waka-mole
Mexican jokes of the day:
31.I participated in a car race in Mexico.My Carlos
32.Who is the richest man in Mexico?
Jeff Pesos
33.I went to see a soccer match in Mexico.It ended tied Juan to Juan.
34.I traveled to Mexico in a boat.It was a Vera-Cruise
35.What do Mexican marines say to their superiors?
Sea señor
36.What do Mexicans say when it is cold?
Brrr-itos
37.Why do Mexicans envy chicken?
Because the chicken could cross the border
38.What is doing a Mexican with a Lamborghini?
Playing GTA
39.Why couldn’t the Mexican actor get a role in the movie?
The drug dealer was already taken
40.My last girlfriend married a Latino.Now she is M-EX-ican
To warm up,some Mexican jokes:
41.I saw that on a Mexican website.Mexi.com
What is doing a Mexican with an iPhone?
Running from the cops
42.How do you call a Mexican restaurant with live music?
Mariacheese
43.What is Aztecs favorite sauce?
Mayannaise
44.Why does the Mexican man take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks
45.What is Mexicans favorite Nordic god?
Thortilla
46.What are Mexicans favorite mythologic gods?
Je-Zeus,Thortilla,and A-pollo
47.How did the Mexican firefighter name his son?
Hose A.
48.What do you call a Mexican taller than 5′?
Maxican
49.What do you call a missing Mexican?
Lo-st-pez
50.Where should you go in a Mexican building in case of fire?
To the M-exit-co
Funny Mexican jokes:
51.How do you call a Mexican that scaped prison?
The Juan that got away
52.What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos.
53.Why did the Mexican keep a wheel of cheddar in his truck?
In Queso emergencies.
54.What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Quatro cinco.
55.How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Just Juan.
56.Did you ever hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
57.How does every Mexican joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
58.What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
59.What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?
A Green Bean.
60.What do you call a Mexican guy who’s car got stolen?
Carlos.
Best Mexican jokes shared on social media:
61.Why don’t Mexicans cross the river in groups of 4?
Cuatro sink-o.
62.Why did the Mexicans take Xanax? Hispanic Attacks.
63.What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
64.What do you call a female Mexican midget?
Cuntswaylow.
65.What’s the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?
E.T.learned English and wanted to go home.
66.What’s a Mexican’s favorite bookstore?
Borders.
67.Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
So they’ll have something to unwrap.
68.What do Mexicans wear to keep warm in winter?
A fleece Navidad.
69.What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A padijuan.
70.What do you call Hispanic man without a car?
Joaquin.
Keep laughing Mexican jokes:
71.What do you call a Mexican that’s just got out of the hospital?
Manuel.
72.What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?
Sinko de Mayo.
73.What happened to the old Mexican when he moved from Houston to Santa Fe?
He became a New Mexican.
74.What does a Mexican cow call his friends?
Moochachos.
75.What does a Mexican have under his carpet?
Underlay underlay.
76.What’s a Mexican’s favorite cereal?
Special Que.
77.How does every Mexican joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
78.Why did the Mexican take a Xanax?
For hispanic attacks
79.My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.It's for Hispanic attacks
80.Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
Hispanic Attacks
Best Mexican jokes:
81.What do you call a Mexican guy who's car broke down?
Joaquin
82.How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans?
Juan by Juan.
83.What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?
No Whey José.
84.A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3.He says "uno,dos..." poof.He disappeared without a tres.
85.Did you ever hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives
86.I'll never understand why people say Taco Bell isn't "real" Mexican food.
It gets the job done for half the price.That's about as Mexican as it gets.
87.My Mexican friend told me “I only know one sentence in English.”
When I asked him what it was,he said “Qué?”
88.What do Mexicans think about Trumps wall?
They'll get over it.
89.I’ve been saying “mucho” to all of my Mexican friends.
It means a lot to them.
90.What do you call a Mexican dwarf?
A paragraph...Because it's not a full ese
Mexican jokes and puns:
91.Why did the Mexican pumpkin have to go on a diet?
Because he was gourd-o.
92.What do you call a Mexican in space?
An astronaut you racist
93.What do you call a Mexican who transitions?
Señor Rita
94.I asked my Mexican friend if he will be upset if Trump manages to build the wall.
He said,“ Eh.I’ll get over it.”
95.Why are Mexicans such prolific writers?
Because they finish every sentence with an essay.
96.Why do Mexicans watch Netflix?
They want to Netflix and chili.
97. What are the chances a Mexican will cross the border legally?
Juan in a million.
98. What did the Mexican doctor tell his patient?
Be ready for a different DÃa de los Muertos this year.
99. How do Mexicans pay taxes?
With a piñatax.
100. Who is the richest Mexican?
Jeff Pezos.
Hilarious Mexican jokes:
101. What do you call a Mexican spy?
Agent GarCIA.
102. Why do Mexicans never win gold at the Olympics?
Because everyone who knows how to jump, run and swim has already made it to the United States.
103. What is a burrito image with bad resolution?
A blurrito.
104. What did the Mexican say to the house that just fell on him?
Get off me home’s.
105. A robot’s favorite Mexican food is a Silicon Carne.
106. What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
107. How do Mexican scientists measure matter?
In moles.
108. What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
109. How do Mexicans sneeze?
Quetzalquotle.
110. How do Mexicans solve relationship problems?
They taco-bout it.
Mexican worst jokes ever:
111. Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had loco motives.
112. There is a big Mexican party tonight and every Juan is going.
113. Why does the tortilla chip always beat the potato chip in a debate?
The tortilla chip has a point.
114. How do Mexicans drink soda?
In MexiCANS.
115. This Mexican woman kept talking to me. But I told her “I’m nacho friend.”
116. Why did the Mexican man shoot his wife?
Te-quil-a.
117. Why is Mexican ice cream spicy?
Because it was chili in the freezer.
118. How do you pay in Mexican stores?
In MexiCASH.
119. What do you call a short Mexican?
A paragraph.Because he’s not as big as an “essay.”
120. How do you discuss something with a Mexican?
You TACO-ver it.
Mexican jokes that will make you LOL:
121. What is the most positive Mexican city?
WE CANcun.
122. What is the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?
Jesus doesn’t have a tattoo of a Mexican.
123. What do you say to a nosey Mexican?
That’s Nacho business.
124. In what part of Mexico do kangaroos live?
Cancunroo.
125. What is the best way to pay in Mexico?
With a Juan-time payment.
126. Mexican and black jokes are pretty much the same.When you’ve heard Juan,you’ve heard Jamal.
127. What do burritos ask when they meet after a long time?
“Hey,how have you bean?”
128. How do Mexicans laugh?
Hahahalapeños.
129. What’s a Mexicans favorite bookstore?
Borders.
130.Why you can’t trust a taco chef?
Because they will spill the beans.
Your favourite Mexican jokes:
131. How did the Mexican girl get pregnant?
Her university professor told her to do an essay.
132. How do you know when a Mexican is being nosey?
When he starts getting jalapeño business.
133. Who is every Mexicans favorite Disney princess?
Taco Belle.
134. Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
Because it gives them something to unwrap.
135. What did the happy burrito say to the sad burrito?
“Take it cheesy,man!”
136. Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
Because it makes it a lot easier to climb over a fence.
137. What is the Mexican’s favorite 90s band?
Red Hot Chili Peppers.
138. How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just Juan.
139. What’s the difference between American hot dogs and Mexican hot dogs?
Americans make hot dogs,Mexicans chili dogs.
140. Why don’t Mexicans like high places?
They have vertaco.
141. How can you tell if a Mexican is racist?
He joined the que-que-que.
142. Two Mexicans are hiding a dead body when they find that place is already used.One of them finds another spot “We should burrito-ver there.”
143. What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?
Quatro sink-o.
144. Name three Mexican bands:Juan Direction,Red Hot Chili Peppers,Twenty Juan pilots.
145. Why do Mexicans keep wheels of chees in the back of their trucks?
In queso emergencies.
146. What is the name of the Mexican Mac & Cheese version?
Mac & Chili.
147. At what sport are Mexicans best?
Border crossing.
148. How do you get an ambulance in Mexico?
Call Nine-Juan-Juan.
149. The Spider-Man character Mary Jane is inspired by Mexico.
150. What’s a Mexicans favorite classic novel?
Te-quil-a Mockingbird.
Mexican jokes to make you laugh:
151.How did you know she was Mexican?
Chili-terally told me she is?
152. What is the name of Nintendo’s Animal Crossing in Mexico?
Border Crossing.
153. What do you call a Mexican quarterback?
El Passo.
154. Why did the Mexican sign up for Tinder?
He was looking for a Juan-night stand.
155. What is Shakira’s most famous song in Mexico?
Waka Waka-mole.
156. The best pop girl group song in Mexico is “Tijuana be my lover” by the Spice Girls.
157. Why do Mexicans put a Justin Bieber photo in their quesadilla?
Just-in queso.
158. What do you call a Mexican old man?
Señor Citizen.
159. I traveled to Mexico in a boat.It was a Vera-Cruise.
160. What do Mexican marines say to their superiors?
Si señor.
Most funniest Mexican jokes:
161. I’m decided to visit Mexico before I die.I’ll go Juan way or another.
162. What do Mexicans say when it is cold?
Brrr-itos.
163. A Mexican thinks his wife has an affair but she says he is the only Juan.
164. There is a Mexican party.EveryJuan will be there.
165. What’s a Mexican’s least favorite lesson in art?
Drawing border lines.
166. My Mexican girlfriend makes delicious quesadillas.Cheese a great cook.
167. Why do Mexicans envy chicken?
Because the chicken can cross the border.
168. What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
169.Why couldn’t the Mexican actor get a role in the movie?
The drug dealer was already taken.
170.What is the Aztec’s favorite sauce?
Mayannaise.
As we wrap up this hilarious journey through the world of Mexican jokes,we hope the laughter lingers and the cultural charm resonates.From playful banter to clever wordplay,these jokes showcase the enduring spirit of Mexican humor.Remember,laughter knows no boundaries,and these jokes serve as a testament to the universal joy found in shared moments of mirth.Keep the laughter alive,share these jokes with friends,and celebrate the enduring magic of Mexican wit that transcends borders and brings people together. By:JokeFiesta Team.
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