Get ready to dive into the humorous world of adult humor with our collection of dirty knock knock jokes.Laughter is a universal language,and these risqué jests are sure to tickle your funny bone.In this article,we'll explore a side of humor that's not for the faint of heart,as we share some cheeky,witty,and downright naughty knock-knock jokes that are perfect for those who appreciate a touch of irreverence.So,if you're in the mood for some adult-oriented humor,let's unlock the door to hilarity!
Knock knock inappropriate jokes:
1. Knock knock,
who’s there?
lover,
lover who?
it’s me,
how many lovers do you have?
2. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Mike,
Mike who?
Mike Weiner
3. Knock knock,
who’s there?
the mechanic,
the mechanic who?
I heard you wanted a rim job
4. Knock Knock,
who’s there?
Black Beard,
Black Beard who?
Black Beard the Pirate because I got that booty
5. Knock knock,
who’s there?
the dentist,
the dentist who?
I heard you had some cavities that needed filling.
6. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Tag, tag who?
I thought you said you wanted to be chaste
7. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Ivana,
Ivana who?
Ivana have a good time
8. Knock knock,
who’s there?
toot toot,
toot toot who?
no one,
I was actually just motorboating
9. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Justin,
Justin who?
Justin time for something naughty
10. Knock knock,
who’s there?
I’m poor knee,
I’m poor knee who?
I guess we have to do something about that
Dirty Knock Knock inappropriate Jokes:
11. Knock knock,
who’s there?
master,
master who,
master baiter
12. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Mike,
Mike who?
Mike Oxlong
13. Knock knock,
who’s there?
fire!,
fire who?
It’s not that bad,
I just need someone to blow me
14. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Pat,
Pat who?
Pat Myas
15. Knock knock,
who’s there?
the seamstress,
the seamstress who?
I’m just trying to get the carpet to match the drapes
16. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Ivana,
Ivana who?
Ivana lay you
17. Knock knock,
who’s there?
the waitress,
the waitress who,
I just needed the tip
18. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Heywood,
Heywood who?
Heywood Jablowme
19. Knock knock,
who’s there?
please pray for,
please pray for who?
me,I can only do the missionary position
20. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Harry,
Harry who?
Harry Anus
21. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Olive Juice,
Olive Juice who?
Oh, I love you too!
22. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Cam,
Cam who?
Camel toe,can I borrow some pants?
23. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Ben Her,
Ben Her who?
Ben her over and I’ll take it from there
24. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Tex,
Tex who?
It Tex two to tango
25. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Juicy,
Juicy who?
juicy that lady’s rack?
26. Knock knock,
who’s there?
I’m stuck up here,
I’m stuck up here who?
I just need someone to get me off
27. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Can I come in?
Can I come in who,
OK but just this once
28. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Dover,
Dover who?
Ben Dover and I’ll show you
29. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Can I come in?
Can I come in who?
you…
30. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Idaho,
Idaho who?
No! You da ho!
31. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Child dress,
child dress who?
Well I didn’t want to make you an adultress
32. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Harry,
Harry who?
Harry Balsac
33. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Craven,
Craven who?
Craven Moorehead
34. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Bo,
Bo who?
Bo Nerr
35. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Jenny,
Jenny who?
Jenny Talia
36. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Tess,
Tess who?
Tess Tickles
37. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Gordon,
Gordon who?
Gordon Rams Me
38. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Kimmy,
Kimmy who?
Kimmy head
39. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Salt,
Salt who?
Salt T. Nuts
40. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Dill,
Dill who?
Dill Dough
41. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Willie,
Willie who?
Willie Stroker or should I?
42. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Dixie,
Dixie who?
His Dixie Normous
43. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Jack,
Jack who?
I’m the Jack Goff
44. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Mike,
Mike who?
Mike Litoris
45. Knock knock,
who’s there?
How could you forget my name after last night?
46. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Interrupting turrets,
interrupting turr…“$h!t!”
47. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Hugh,
Hugh who?
Hugh Jass
48. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Hugh,
Hugh who?
Hugh G.Rection
49. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Phil,
Phil who?
Phil McKrackin
50. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Alpha,
Alpha who?
Alpha Q.
Knock knock inappropriate jokes for boyfriend:
51. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Erik,
Erik who?
Erik Shawn
52. Knock knock,
who’s there?
excuse me,
excuse me who,
nevermind,I’ll just pull out
53. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Taj,
Taj who?
Taj Maddick
54. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Anita,
Anita who?
Anita P.Ness
55. Ding dong,
who’s there?
I would have knocked but the doorbell was at waist height
56. Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Not your wife.
57. Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream for you all night long so open the door.
58. Knock,knock,
Who’s there?
Ike Anne.
Ike Anne who?
Ike Anne make you scream,baby!
59. Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Dill.
Dill who?
Dill Dough but I’d rather have a good dicking.
60. Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Dozer.
Dozer who?
Dozer the biggest breasts I’ve ever seen.
Knock knock inappropriate jokes that are funny:
61. Knock,knock,
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida rather be naked with you right now.
62. Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben down and worship my booty!
63. Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al let you touch my tits if you open this door.
64.Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee-hind you is where I’d love to stand.
65. Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda squeeze and hug all night is what I want.
66.Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Helda dick.
Helda dick who?
Helda dick last night but it wasn’t as good as yours!
67. Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Mike.
Mike who?
Mike Hunt is hungry for your dick!
68.Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
I am not a poo how dare you.
69. Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
School.
School who?
School your ass.
70. Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Asshole!
Asshole who!
Open the door and find out, asshole!
71. Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Some!
Some who?
Some asshole talking to a knock knock joke.
72. Knock,knock!
Who’s there?
Bull.
Bull who?
Bullshitter!
73. Knock,knock
Who’s there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede (Santa peed) on the Christmas tree.
74. Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
You eat your poo?!Gross!
75. Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Not someone.
Not someone who?
Not someone who will get you laid.
76. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna get it on if you won’t open the door?
77.Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
78. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cam.
Cam who?
Camel toe!Do you have pants I can borrow?
79. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Khan.
Khan who?
Khan-dome broke!I hope you’re on the pills.
80. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to wear the condom?
Knock knock inappropriate jokes that you need:
81. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dover.
Dover who?
Ben Dover and I’ll give you a big surprise!
82. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
You’re justin time to hear me fart!
83. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben Who?
Ben down and lick my boots!
84. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ivanna Seymour
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour Butts
85.Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana kiss your lips off.
86. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda Lay you,your lonely nights are over!
87.Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Idaho!
Idaho who?
I da ho?No!You da ho!
88. Knock knock!
“Come in”
God damn it.
89. Knock,knock!
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita take a shit!
90. Knock,knock!
Who’s there?
Budweiser!
Budweiser who?
Budweiser dirty knock knock jokes so filthy?
Knock knock inappropriate jokes for belly laughs:
91. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pileup!
Pileup who (pile of poo)?
Ewwwwwww
92. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pasta
Pasta,
who?
Pasta beer,asshole!
93. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nicholas!
Nicholas who?
Nickolas (Knicker less) girls shouldn’t climb trees.
94. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie thing I can do to give it to you?
95. Knock,knock!
Who’s there?
Quiche
Quiche who?
Can I have a hug and a quiche?
96. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana fuck your brains out.
97.Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Drew.
Drew who?
Drew Peacock,I’m here about the Viagra.
98. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Butch,Jimmy,and Joe.
Butch,Jimmy,and Joe who?
Butch your arms around me,Jimmy a big hot kiss,and let’s Joe!
99. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
King Henry the Second.
King Henry the Second who?
King Henry,the second the queen leaves,we’ll bring in the strippers!
100. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Billy Bob Joe Penny
Billy Bob Joe Penny who?
Really?How many Billy Bob Joe Pennies do you know?
101. Knock,knock!
Who’s there?
Cantaloupe
Cantaloupe who?
Cantaloupe to Vegas,you’re too young!
102. Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gladiator
Gladiator who?
He’s gladiator before they screwed instead of the other way around.
103. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Anita!
Anita who?
Anita Dick inside me!
104. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Budweiser!
Budweiser who?
Budweiser mother taking her clothes off!
105. Knock,Knock!
Who’s there?
Howie!
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body?
106.Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Foreskin!
Foreskin who?
The world’s greatest foreskin teller.
107. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Yo mama yanking on my dick.
108. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Meat.
Meat who?
Meat my dick!
109. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Condom.
Condom who?
Condom and suck this dick. (Come down and suck this dick).
110. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Myra!
Myra who?
My right nut.
Knock knock inappropriate jokes for love:
111. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Willis!
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in your mouth?
112. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana touch your buttcrack!
113. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kiss
Kiss who?
Kiss me!
114. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you,don’t you?
115. Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hershey’s
Hershey’s who?
Hershey’s kiss
116.Knock,knock!
Who’s there?
Asshole!
Asshole who!
Open the door and find out,asshole!
117. Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bae, can you give me a kiss?
118. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
119. Knock,Knock!
Who’s There?
Budweiser!
Budweiser who?
Budweiser mother taking her clothes off!
120. Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
You’re justin time to see me strip for you.
As we wrap up our exploration of these dirty knock knock jokes,we hope you've enjoyed the mischievous humor they bring.Laughter is a great stress reliever,and these jokes certainly serve their purpose in entertaining the mature audience.Remember,humor is subjective,so share these jokes responsibly and respect your audience's sensibilities.Whether you're using them to break the ice or just to lighten the mood,these jokes add a playful twist to your conversations.So,keep the laughs coming and enjoy the witty world of dirty knock-knock humor!
By:JokeFiesta Team.
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