In a world where laughter is a universal language,exploring the realm of humor sometimes leads us to unexpected territories.In this article,we delve into the realm of funny racist jokes,navigating the fine line between wit and sensitivity.While humor has the power to unite,it's crucial to approach such topics with care.Join us on a journey that explores the nuances of funny racist jokes,aiming to tickle your funny bone while fostering understanding and respect.Welcome to a lighthearted exploration of comedy in our diverse world!
Funny racist jokes:1.A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it sum ting Wong.
2.How do Asians name their kids?They throw them down the stairs and see what kind of sounds they make.
3.Chinese kid was born before the due date.Parents named him Sudden Lee.
4.A mexican magician was doing a magic trick.He said,Uno,Dose,and he disappeared without a trace.
5.I asked my North Korean friend how it was there,he said he couldn't complain.
6.What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang?A boomerang comes back.
7.If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,then soviet.
8.Do not be racist;be like Mario.He's an Italian plumber,who was made by the Japanese,speaks English,looks like a Mexican,jumps like a black man,and grabs coins like a Jew!
9.I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs.It was Wong on so many levels.
10.I hate Russian dolls,they're so full of themselves.
Racist humor jokes:
11.Circumcision is popular because Jewish girls won't touch anything that's not at least 15% off.
12.Q:What is the population of Antarctica A:All white.
13.Why can't two Asian's have a white baby?Because two Wong's don't make a white!
14.A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant.It's called Nacho Mama.
15.If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist,I'd have enough money for a black guy to rob me and a jew to pick up the coins he drops as he runs away.
16.What is the name of an Asian pilot who died in a plane crash?Sum Ting Wong.
17.I recently got a new Korean mechanic but it's hard to understand him-he speaks with a Hyundai Accent!
18.What do you call all black abortion clinic?Crime Stoppers.
19.What do you call an elevater filled with white people?A box of crackers.
20.Going to attempt a Mexican joke.Hope it's a good Juan!
Racist old jokes:
21.Why are police cars black and white?To match the passengers,white up front blacks in the back.
22.I'm black in complexion,not dark in color.
23.What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?A northern fairytale begins"Once upon a time ..."A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."
24.What's the difference between black people and snow tires?Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
25.Give a Nigerian a fish he'll eat for a day.Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince and start e-mailing people.
26.What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?A dry Martinez.
27.What do you call a bunch of black kids in a swimming pool?
Coco puffs.
28.Why don't black people go on cruises...because they aren't falling for that again.
29.A Black says to his doctor:"Each time I have sex with a white girl my eyes hurt.""Yes,you are probably allergic to pepper spray."
30.What do you call a Black Wizard?A Negromancer.
Not funny racist jokes:
31.My teenage Korean friend died yesterday.So Yung.
32.Why does Beyoncé sing 'to the left,to the left'?
Cause black people don't got any rights
33.What is a baptized Mexican called?
Bean dip.
34.What do black people and bicycles have in common?
Neither work without chains.
35.If the koreans cannot do it,they will tell you that they won do it.
36.How do you know an Asians just robbed your house?
Your homework is done and he's still trying to get out with your car.
37.Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican?
They steal all the green cards.
38.What's the difference between Santa and a Jew?
Santa comes down the chimney.
39.What do you call a midget Mexican?
A paragraph because he's not quite an essay.
40.What is long and black?
The que at KFC.
Racist view jokes:
41.What do you get when you cross an Asian with a black?
A car thief who can't drive.
42.God created earth and heaven,the rest was made in China.
43.I seen a black guy riding a bike the other day and I thought it was mine...Then I remembered that mine is chained up in my garage begging for food.
44.What would martin luther king be if he was white?
Alive.
45.Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?
A:The MLB.
46.What's the difference between the Chinese and racism?
Racism has many faces.
47.What do u call 2 black people in a red blanket?
A Kit-Kat
48.Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody who can run,jump and swim are already in the U.S.
49.What type of hotel do black people tend to stay in the most during the holiday months?
The local police station.
50.What do you call a Spanish guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Racist jokes exposes the classist:
51.What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?
You know that he actually did it.
52.What's a Jewish persons least favorite movie?
Gone with the wind.
53.What do you call a black man with red teeth?
Knight rider.
54.Why do nursing homes give Viagra to the old men every night?
It keeps them from rolling out of bed!
55.Sports news report:The United...States that they Ghana win.
56.Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks.
57.Why can't black people play in the sandbox?
Because the cats keep burying them.
58.What's black on the outside and white on the inside?
Whitney Houston's nose! "
59.What do I say if a Mexican walks by me and daddy?
Say"Here are the tacos."
60.Why are all angels white?
Cause if they were black they'd be call bats!
Racist jokes for only kidding:
61.I'm not racist,I have a colored tv.
62.What do you call a mexican who lost his car?
Carlos.
63.Father's day,the most confusing day in the ghetto.
64.Why don't black people listen to country music?
Because when they hear hoe down they think their sister has been shot.
65.Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving?
KFC isnt open on holidays.
66.What's the difference between a black dude and a park bench.A park bench can support a family of four.
67.A black guy at work asked me where the colored printer was.I replied,"It's 2018,you can use any printer you want."
68.I used to think all black people had boomboxes.Then I realized that was just a stereo type.
69.When a young white girl saw a blind person,her mother told her not to stare.She doesn't look at Asians anymore.
70.What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?A prison break.
Racist jokes and divide humor:
71.Why is there cotton in pill bottles?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
72.How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
73.Black people are like carpets.When they get dirty,just chain them to the back of your truck and drive.
74.What do you call a mexican rolling in sand?
A churro.
75.Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?
Because they were still monkeys.
76.What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas?
My bike.
77.Why do black people call each other brothers?
Because they don't know who there father's are.
78.How many Blacks does it take to shingle a roof?
Depends on how thin you slice 'em.
79.The Thanksgiving holiday brings Americans of all races and religions together to fight over discounted electronics.
80.I was gonna write a black joke but you wouldn't see it.
Racist jokes return:
81.How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?
The Blacks get car insurance.
82.What's faster then a black kid running down the street with your tv?
His brother with your Xbox.
83.What do you call a bunch of white people falling out of a plane?
Avalanche.
84.Swine Flu is the only thing left in Mexico that still does its job.
85.Black magic....It doesn't work.
86.What do you call black people going to prison?
A family reunion.
87.Why do white people always go to black people's garage sales?
To get their stuff back!
88.What did the big black guy say,when the hot midget chick asked him for sex?
"I Don't Get Down Like That"
89.Q: What's faster than a black guy stealing your TV?
A:A bullet from a white man's gun.
90.What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Racist jokes on Color-Blind ideology:
91.How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None,unless you pay them.
92.What did the Asian parent say during the DNA test?
That's Yu!
93.What do you call a bunch of black people in an elevator?
A box of chocolate.
94.Champions Levi's and Fila belong to cheap people that's why only Mexicans wear them.
95.What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A book has papers.
96.Why don't you throw a rock at a black kid on a bike?
You might hit your bike.
97.What do you call a 5-gallon drum stuffed full of white people?
A cracker barrel.
98.Why do Mexicans re-fry beans?
Because they can't do anything right the first time.
99.What do u call a white man between 2 black men...An Oreo.
100.How do you keep a Jew out of a canoe?
With chips.
Funniest racist jokes:
101.What is big, black,and long?
The line at KFC.
102.Why are blacks good at hide and seek in the dark?
Because they blend in.
103.I'm not a Nazi I'm just asking if Jew mad,cause I'm führerious!
104.What do you call a barn full of black people...Antique farm equipment.
105.I saw my black neighbour's house being raided,I have no idea as to why.Later did I find out that the crime rate in my area dropped by 50%.
106.What did Hitler get his niece for her birthday?
A easy bake oven but with the Jews sold separate.
107.What did Donald Trump say to Dora The Explorer while playing Uno?"Ok,you tortilla stop jumping and stealing all the green cards."
108.I was chasing a black robber at 2 am and he suddenly vanished in-front of me,how can that be?Because he dissolved in the night.
109.Pakistan army will never try to win the war against India,someone told them winner has to speak English on live television.
110.A black man,a Muslim and Mexican jump off a building,who wins?
Society.
Racist jokes aren't as funny as you think:
111.What do you call a black archeologist?
Digga.
112.Drugs are like guns,black people love them,but they never seem to be stealing them as to dealing.
113.If our president decides to get rid of all the retarded people in the U.S.,you will be the first one to go!
114.What's different from a be enchanting and a black person?A bench can support a family.
115.Why is it hard to play the card game "Uno with a group of Mexicans?Because they all take the green cards.
116.Why can you see black people at night?
Because they shut off the lights.
117.Why do blacks smell?
So blind people can hate them too.
118.Why are the palms of black people white?
Because there's a little bit of good in everybody.
119.When does a black guy type the fastest...When he trying to guess the Alarm code.
120.What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?
Jail break.
It is just a racist joke:
121.How do you get 1 million followers?
Run through Africa with a water bottle.
122.Being a Mulato isn't very profitable,the black half wants to steel your phone,the white half wants to pay the bill.
123."A black guy goes up to his friend and says "I'm confused,this guy keeps calling me a ginger".His friend goes "he's just dyslexic".
124.Why do white peope call a Indians paiutes?Cuz paiutes was a Indians first words and they were like 30yrs old!
125.Sure,white people can't say the "N word" but at least we can say phrases like,"Thanks for the warning,Officer" and,"Hey,Dad."
126.Why do Africans wear lip plates?
So they have something to play hoops with when they take it out.
127.How do you starve a black man?
Put his food stamps in his work boots.
128.Why do blacks wear white gloves?
So they don't bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls.
129.A black person,a Asian and a Mexican jump out of a plane.Who wins?
Society.
130.What does an Ethiopian family look like?
A barcode.
Racist jokes from comedians:
131.How many cops does it take to throw a black man down a flight of stairs?
None.He Fell.
132.What do you call one black on the moon? Problem.What do you call ten blacks on the moon?Problems.What do you call the entire black population on the moon?Problem solved.
133.What's the difference between batman and a black man?
Batman can go into a store without robin.
134.What's yellow and black and makes you laugh:A bus full of Blacks going over a cliff.
135.Why did God create black men?
So fat white girls could dance and get laid.
136.Why do white men stay with their women?
They'll have a hard time trying to find another that likes little dicks.
137.I'm not racist,my shadow is black.
138.Q: Why are all blacks fast?
A:The slow ones are in jail.
139.A black man and a Mexican were both in a car-who was driving?
The police officer.
140.What do you call a black guy with Parkinson's?
A chocolate shake.
141.What's long,black and smelly?
The unemployment line.
142.What do you do if you see a black person hoping in your front yard?
Reload and shoot again.
143.What's faster than a Cheetah?
A Jew with a coupon.
144.How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None,they just beat the room for being black.
145.What did God say when he saw the first black person?
Ooops,I burnt one!
146.Why are black people so good at basketball?
They know how to run shoot and steal.
147.Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?
The Book of Job.
148.A Mexican,a black boy,and a white boy,they are all in the first grade,which one has the biggest peter?
The black boy because he's 17.
149.On a scale of 1 to 11,how would you rate Arabs?
9 out of 11.
150.Whats long and hard on a Black?
First grade.
Making racist jokes:
151.How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
152.What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A good days hunting.
153.What do you call a white person running down a hill?An avalanche.
What do you call a mexican running down the hill?A mudslide.
What do you call a black person running down the hill?Prison break.
154.Why do black people drive on the left side of the road?
Because they don't have any rights.
155.Why don't black people have dreams?
Look what happened to the last one who did.
156.Why do blacks people take a knee?
Because standing upright is more difficult for them.
157.I asked a black kid what his favorite method of expressing an exponent is.He said he didn't like black radicals,but liked black power.
158.Where is the best place to hide a Black's food stamps?
Under his work boots.
159.What does NAACP stand for?
National Association of Apes Called People.
160.What do you call a short black person?
By their name,you racist.
161.How do you save a Black from drowning?
Shoot him.
162.New hangout for white racist...is in a box of crackers.
163.If you wrote essay about chinese food,what would it call?
Dogcument.
164.How do you keep black people out of your back yard?
Hang one in the front!
165.Q: Why don't blacks fuck Afghans?
A:Because they are going to make you blow.
166.What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a Black?
Someone who is too lazy to steal.
167.Why do pills work?Because they're white.
168.Son asking father.Why are Blacks so black daddy?
Well son,whip this one while I think about it.
169.Q: What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?
A:Out dated farming equipment.
170.How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
171.What do you call 1000 Mexicans at the bottom of the sea?A good start.
What do you call 1000 black people at the bottom of the sea?An even better start.
172.What color is a Nigga after you run him over with the truck?
Flat black.
173.What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?
Afroturf.
174.What do you call a black priest?
Holy Shit.
175.Why don't vampires go south of the border?
Because every time they suck a Mexican's blood,they get the vshits for a month.
176.What's alike with bikes and black people?
They only start working when you put the chains on them.
177.What's the difference between a black guy and a dead guy.Neither of them go home to see their kids.
178.A Mexican and a Black jump of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first?
The Mexican,because the Black stopped and wrote "Mother Fucker" on the way down.
179.What do you get when a black person and a samoan have kids?
Sum mo niggaz.
180.Today's top fact:50% of Canada is A.
By:JokeFiesta Team.
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