Embrace the spirit of gratitude with our collection of Thanksgiving jokes that will tickle your funny bone and add joy to your holiday celebrations.From clever quips to hilarious anecdotes,we've curated a selection of humor that captures the essence of Thanksgiving.Share a laugh with family and friends as you gather around the table,creating lasting memories filled with mirth.Dive into the joyous world of Thanksgiving jokes and let the laughter flow this festive season.After all,what's better than a belly full of turkey and a heart full of laughter?
Thanksgiving jokes:
1. What's a potato's favorite game to play?
MASH.
2. How did the salt and pepper welcome all the guests?
By saying,"Seasoning's greetings!"
3. What's something usually insulting,but not on Thanksgiving?
A family member giving you the bird.
4. What makes every Thanksgiving meal extra-basic?
Pumpkin spice.
5. Why were the beans accused of being jealous of the other side dishes?
They were so green.
6. What's a running turkey called?
Fast food.
7. Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Your close group of Palgrims.
8. Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner?
He was ready for a roast.
9. On Thanksgiving,what does Dad have in common with an exhausted baseball player?
They're both likely to fall asleep between plates.
10. What's a turkey's favorite dessert?
Apple gobbler.
Funny thanksgiving jokes for dinner:
11. Why did Mom's turkey seasoning taste a little off last year?
She ran out of thyme.
12. What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
"Grace."
13. What's the official dance of Thanksgiving called?
The turkey trot.
14. What's one thing that you'll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving?
You'll both be filled with stuffing.
15. What was the turkey suspected of?
Fowl play.
16. What did the Pilgrim wear to dinner?
A (har)vest.
17. What song should you listen to on Thanksgiving?
"All About That Baste."
18. How can you unlock the greatest Thanksgiving experience ever?
By making sure to bring the tur-key.
19. With Coronavirus being a possible concern this year,what's likely to be the most popular side dish?
Masked potatoes.
20. What kind of 'tude is appropriate at the family dinner?
Gratitude.
Thanksgiving dad jokes:
21. The day after the holiday,what did the fridge say when it was asked,"Is everything alright over here?"
"No,everything is all leftover here!"
22. What makes Thanksgiving go as smoothly as possible?
When everyone has been given a designated (casse)role.
23. Why was the turkey asked to join a band?
He could bring his own drumsticks.
24. What would Michael Scott say while passing a plate of vegetables?
"Boom!Roasted."
25. If April showers bring May flowers,what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
26. Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
27. What Thanksgiving treat is the most popular at the kids' table?
Crayon-berry sauce.
28. If Pilgrims were still alive,what would they be known for?
Their age.
29. What sound does a turkey's phone make?
"Wing,wing."
30. What happens when cranberries get sad?
They turn into blueberries.
Turkey Jokes:
31. Why was the soup at Thanksgiving so pricey?
It had 24.
32. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The G.
33. Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
He was already stuffed.
34. If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower,what do college students travel on?
Scholar
35. What can you call your brother who falls asleep after dinner?
Your napkin.
36. What smells the best at the Thanksgiving meal?
Your nose.
37. What would a turkey be called if it turned into a ghost?
Poultrygeist.
38. What does your uncle say when he's had too much to drink?
"I've got my beer gobbles on!"
39. Why are Pilgrims' pants always falling down?
Their belt buckles are on their hats and shoes instead.
40. What do you call the age of a Pilgrim?
A pilgrimage.
Hilarious thanksgiving jokes:
41. What did the turkey say when he had a headache?
"Google,Google.
42. What's the forecast for Thanksgiving, regardless of what the meteorologist says?
Sweater weather.
43. What did the aunt say to her sulking son on Thanksgiving?
"You're looking a little (Pil)grim."
44. What did the salad say to the butter who kept making jokes?
You're on a roll.
45. What is something that describes both political talk and filling up your plate of food?
Choosing sides.
46. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course!Buildings can't jump.
47. What don't you want to wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A white shirt or high-waisted pants.
48. How can you incorporate some hip-hop into your family's gathering?
Bring some Salt-N-Pepa.
49. What should you say when your family begs you to stop making these jokes?
"I can't quit cold turkey!"
50.When are turkeys the most grateful?
The day after Thanksgiving.
Knock knock thanksgiving jokes:
51.Knock,Knock!
Who’s there?
Don.
Don who?
Don eat all the gravy,I want some more.
52. Knock,Knock!
Who’s there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben waiting for Thanksgiving all year!
53. Knock,Knock!
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!
54. Knock,Knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad Thanksgiving joke!
55.Knock,Knock!
Who’s there?
Gladys!
Gladys who?
Gladys finally Thanksgiving day!
56. Knock,Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the turkey stuffing!
57. Knock,Knock!
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara we’ll eat all the leftovers!
58. Knock,Knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open up quick,I have a funny Thanksgiving joke to tell you!
59. Knock,Knock!
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body seen the turkey?
60.Knock,Knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?
Thanksgiving jokes about food:
61Why is the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
Because it has 24 carrots!
62. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose.
63. Why did the policeman stop you on your way home last Thanksgiving?
Because you far exceeded your feed limit.
64. You know you overdid it on Thanksgiving when you cut yourself shaving and you bleed gravy.
65. What does every mom want to make on Thanksgiving?
Dinner reservations.
66. What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?
Squash casserole
67. How did the salt and pepper welcome the guests for thanksgiving dinner?
By saying,“Seasoning’s greetings!”
68. Why were the beans accused of being jealous of the other side dishes?
They were so green.
69. What’s a potato’s favorite game to play?
Mash!
70. What comes at the end of Thanksgiving dinner?
The letter “R.”
71. What makes every Thanksgiving meal extra-basic?
Pumpkin spice.
72. What vegetables would you like with your Thanksgiving dinner?
Beets me!
73. What happens when cranberries get sad?
They turn into blueberries!
74. What can never be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner?
Thanksgiving breakfast.
75. Which two animals get stuffed at Thanksgiving?
Turkeys and people (after eating all that Thanksgiving dinner!)
76. What time do families sit down to Thanksgiving dinner?
Halftime.
Pilgrims thanksgiving jokes:
77.What do you call the age of a Pilgrim?
A pilgrimage!
78. What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s in pain?
Pil-grimace!
79. Why do Pilgrims’ pants always fall down?
Because they wear their buckles on their hats!
80.What did pilgrims use to bake cakes?
May-Flour!
81. Why didn’t the pilgrim want to make the bread?
It’s a crummy job!
82. If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
Scholar ships.
83. What unit of measurement did pilgrim cookbooks use?
Pilgrams.
84. What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?
Puri-tan.
85. What did the Pilgrim wear to dinner?
A har-vest.
86. What’s John Wayne’s favourite holiday?
Thanksgiving,Pilgrim.
87. If Pilgrims were still alive,what would they be known for?
Their age.
88. What did a Pilgrim call his best friend?
…My Pal-grim
Thanksgiving Puns:
89. That’s a-maize-ing!
90. Gobble ’til you wobble!
91. Stop,drop,and pass the rolls!
92. Nothing gets butter than this!
93. Will I eat leftovers for a week?
I cran,and I will.
94. Let’s get basted.
95. Oh my gourd!
96. This stuffing is the tur-key to my heart.
97. B-autumn’s up!
98. Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about!
99. My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes,but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
100.‘Tis the season of gourdness!
Thanksgiving One line jokes:
101. What key won’t open a door?
A Turkey
102. What did a Pilgrim call his best friend?
…My Pal-grim
103. If Pilgrims were still alive,what would they be known for?
Their age
104. Which two animals get stuffed at Thanksgiving?
Turkeys and people
105. Gobble ’til you wobble!
106.Who was the turkey thankful to on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians!
107. My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes,but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.
108. It's already Thanksgiving again, because time flies—even if turkeys don't.
109.The only ones more stuffed than us on Thanksgiving are the turkeys.
110.Pie've been waiting all season for this!
Corny thanksgiving jokes:
111.What can never be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner?
Thanksgiving breakfast.
112.Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove it wasn't chicken.
113.Why did the farmer steamroll his potato field?
He wanted mashed potatoes.
114.What do selfish people call Thanksgiving?
Thankstaking.
115.My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes,but I told them I couldn't just quit "cold turkey."
116.What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock.
117.Why did the pilgrims' pants always fall?
Because the pilgrims used to wear their buckles on their hats.
118.What face do pilgrims make when they are in pain?
Pil-grim face.
119.What dish makes the worst jokes at a Thanksgiving dinner?
The corny bread.
120.What did the turkey say to the computer?
"Google,google,google!"
Thanksgiving jokes for Kids:
121.What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-vest.
122.What's the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!
123.Mom:"Time to fix Thanksgiving dinner."
Kids:"Why,is it broken?"
124.Why did the policeman crash Thanksgiving dinner?
To stop people from going over the feed limit.
125.What comes at the end of Thanksgiving dinner?
The letter "R."
126.Why didn't the Thanksgiving band get to perform?
Someone ate the drumsticks.
127.What does a vampire call Thanksgiving?
Fangs-giving.
128.What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
129.When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
When you're looking at a dictionary.
130.What's the number one key to a great Thanksgiving?
A tur-key!
As we wrap up our laughter-filled journey through these Thanksgiving jokes,let the warmth of shared smiles linger beyond the holiday feast.Laughter,like gratitude,is timeless.Keep the spirit alive throughout the year,spreading joy and connecting with loved ones.These Thanksgiving jokes are more than just punchlines;they're a reminder that in every moment,humor has the power to unite us.Wishing you a year full of laughter,love,and moments that make your heart truly thankful.Happy Thanksgiving!
By:JokeFiesta Team.
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